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o /     \             \            /    \        o  
a|       |             \          |      |       a  
t|       `.             |         |       :      t  
s`        |             |        \|       |      s  
e \       | /       /  \\\   --__ \\       :     e  
x  \      \/   _--~~          ~--__| \     |     x  
*   \      \_-~                    ~-_\    |     *  
g    \_     \        _.--------.______\|   |     g  
o      \     \______// _ ___ _ (_(__>  \   |     o  
a       \   .  C ___)  ______ (_(____>  |  /     a  
t       /\ |   C ____)/      \ (_____>  |_/      t  
s      / /\|   C_____)       |  (___>   /  \     s  
e     |   (   _C_____)\______/  // _/ /     \    e  
x     |    \  |__   \\_________// (__/       |   x  
*    | \    \____)   `----   --'             |   *  
g    |  \_          ___\       /_          _/ |  g  
o   |              /    |     |  \            |  o  
a   |             |    /       \  \           |  a  
t   |          / /    |         |  \           | t  
s   |         / /      \__/\___/    |          | s  
e  |         / /        |    |       |         | e  
x  |          |         |    |       |         | x  
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